do you swear to eat the ass, the whole ass and nothing but the ass so help you god?
"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that
not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here
I think I watched this on my iPad in algebra 2 for two straight weeks on repeat.
DEV IS BACK AND I AM CRYING
my children: hey mom whats for dinner??
me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!