zooeydeschannoying:

do you swear to eat the ass, the whole ass and nothing but the ass so help you god?

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

trewbgn:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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pearlsandalexandrites:

I think I watched this on my iPad in algebra 2 for two straight weeks on repeat.

white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water

mexicanprince:

DEV IS BACK AND I AM CRYING

pussylipgloss:

my children: hey mom whats for dinner??

me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!

k1mkardashian:

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my husband